May 2013
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
berktoburgess:
hicupp:
cancerously:
...
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
ohmypheels:
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
If you don't reblog this you'll never meet Tom...
theredrubyx:
liefullyloki:
trickster-god:
sweetmotherofsleipnir:
petite-peste:
thehiddleslife:
tom-sits-like-a-whore:
resakaye:
tom-sits-like-a-whore:
Well, I’m certainly not tempting THAT fate.
came up on my dash, so i have to reblog it even if it’s mine
I tried to scroll past but…what if…
honestly … I was too afraid for not reblog …
The things I reblog for Tom...
facebook: someone added a photo of you
me: fuck
blindroy:
skypestripper:
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
